Probably one of the top five differences between being in jail and not being in jail is that when you are in jail no one ever calls you on your cell phone with a complicated speech about mythological Japanese tsunami heroes and picking you up at the airport. And yet, when you are not in [...]

I woke up Saturday morning with two thoughts already in my mind. First, Vandal-prone was supposed to cover the Crew-Revolution game that night. Second, Tropical Storm Kyle was expected to reach hurricane strength that afternoon and was bearing down on the New England coast. All morning I was haunted by the image of my MLS [...]

I guess Brian couldn't handle the idea of me at the head of a revolutionary army, because I woke up this morning to find a terse email inviting me back to the site. I'm going to cover MLS, finally living up to that old adage, "See the country, cover MLS." Apparently "[I] can pay for [...]