Ladies and gentleman, friends, family, opium smugglers, torch singers, bicyclists, balloonists, chemists, painters, gangsters, mysterious women in kimonos, and grad students,
Three years ago today, armed with nothing but youthful pluck, a Google password, and a biography of Pierce Egan, I set out to create a sports website that would “be insanely profitable” and “basically run itself.” From those springs of innocent idealism, plus electricity and several computer languages, The Run of Play was born.
It was a crazy time. The Office was just beginning its fourth season, and the whole country was chuckling along with the antics at Dwight’s beet farm. My oldest niece, who is now five, was then just two. Night after night, the Egan book doubled as a gin coaster as I typed away in the soothing blue light of the monitor, too lazy to refill the Brita.
That book was way too tall to use as a coaster. I see that now. Siobhan said so at the time, but I didn’t believe her, I was so preoccupied with the latest twists in the Gary Megson saga. Gary Megson was the manager of Leicester City, back then. I chronicled his move to Bolton blow by blow, occasionally raising my arm at a comically obtuse angle to negotiate my next sip of Tom Collins. It was like fumbling around for the combination to a safe after you’ve written it on a slip of paper and hidden it on the top shelf of your gun closet.
The world turns, and lessons are learned. You can’t put off writing that big “Mourinho at Inter” post till tomorrow, because he won’t be there any more. This blog is three years old, and literally the only managers who are still with the same teams as when we started are Sir Alex Ferguson and Bob Bradley. They are, jointly, the two most successful managers on earth. There’s David Moyes, but he’s essentially a synonym at this point.
But enough about the past. History is like a gin fizz resting on a book that stretches all the way to the ceiling: you can see it, you can almost taste it, but you’ll never be able to wrap your hand around its cool, sweaty exterior. Fortunately, the Run of Play has an exciting future in store. B.A.F.C. is coming back. It was never supposed to leave in the first place, but the World Cup was basically like taking an apple cart, upsetting it, and then subjecting the terrified cart proprietor to sustained shelling by WWII-era artillery. We’ll have more amazing guest posts, and Pelé Week sequels so catastrophically significant you’ll barely remember who Pelé was at the end of them. 2011, plus the rest of 2010, is going to be our best 14 months ever.
In the meantime, whether you’ve been around since the early days or have only just stumbled across the site via a tragically coincidental Gary Megson-themed Bing search, I want to thank you for your support. Your comments, clicks, emails, and Twitter shout-outs are what make this thing worth doing, and I’m grateful for all of them.
It has been fun to have this website for three years. Thank you for your patronage and occasional gifts of jewelry. I’m told they are tax-deductible.
Bottoms up,
Brian
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How many teams has Sven been with in this time?
Thank again for this wonderful blog.
keep up the good work
It’s been a blast Brian – keep up the great and fanciful writing.
As a Bolton fan, I find your repeated mentions of Gary Megson to be both disturbing and upsetting. As a long-time reader, albeit not a commentator/poster/loiterer, of this site for the past year, I can only applaud your dedication to good writing, pretty pictures, and a past attempt to make Italian football vaguely interesting
(Seriously, that ‘Luca Neri lacks confidence’ video never fails to cheer me up)
Feliz cumpli, Run of Play! May you have many more years to come, I adore this website, I’d even recommend it to non-footie fans, as it totally transcends. Or it just explains the madness and the wonder that is football, i.e. life.
Aw, happy birthday indeed! I’ve only been frequenting this site since August, but it’s become a staple portion of my weekly online conquests. Not only is the writing terrific, but the pictures are just disgustingly beautiful. Do you take them?
I should also add that I’m a sucker for the font. Georgia, is it?
As always, the most interesting soccer reading on the interwebs. Thanks, Brian. And thank you to former Vice President Al Gore. Looking forward to the next 14 months.
Up next: Abedi Pele Week. I’ve got dibs on his time at Real Tamale United.
Happy Birthday TRoP.
You should be a deservedly proud papa, Brian.
Goes over my head a few times, confusing me as to whether to attribute it to out-of-high school age, just a few months reading RoP, or inferior intelligence, but the posts I lack understanding of broaden my cultural brain library and hits to Wikipedia to an even greater extent, for which I am most grateful. Thank you, Brian, and may I some day find out what you look like, past Buster’s amiable presence.
Congratulations Brian. Here’s to the next three years.
Wait. RoP and Pelé share the same birthday? Coincidence?
Keep up the great writing and art direction. Cheers.
Congratulations, Brian. The writing on this site is wonderful.
The occasional Eric Djemba-Djemba joke is a bonus.
This is easily one of my favorite blogs of anything in the history of ever! Thanks for the ever intelligent blogs, the funny as heck jokes laced throughout said intelli-blogs and thanks for just being pure football fans. Happy Birthday Run of Play! May the footy love continue to pour forth in 2011 and beyond (Unless all that 2012 nonsense eventually happens… ehh, we’ll see)!
If nothing else you accidentally introduced me to the world of Hakeem Olajuwon!
Congrats Brian. Keep up the good work.
This is one of the best blogs out there. Keep it up! And throw a party (or a happy hour) for your readers in San Francisco.
Hats off, Brian! Been reading (and trying to get as many fans to read as possible) this blog for almost 2 years now and most certainly, this is one of the best bits of sports writing, let alone football, I’ve read in a long time! Thanks and hope you keep doing better..cheers!
Well whooda thunk. It turns out that much as the world’s best balti restaurants are to be savoured not in Kashmir but in Nuneaton, the finest football writing available on the Internet today is shepherded not by a son of Herbert Chapman but by a Mere Colonial.
Respect.
(Your beer’s still dreadful though, mind.)
Happy birthday to a favourite football website! I raise this mocktail in anticipation of many more years of defending football.
Congratulations, it’s a fantastic blog. I remember the first time I stumbled across it being an absolute joy and I’ve been pleased to see it continually deliver such sterling efforts.
You had me at Pro Vercelli.
What about Wenger?
@Dave : Don’t mention the war!
I said something on Twitter, but I’ll say it again: thank you, many times over, for Run of Play. It’s a constant source of entertnainment, enlightenment, and inspiration.
Peace
Ty
@Nic. 10/22: Wenger
10/23: Pelé
10/24: RoP
The plan is to fuse the traditions of the two previous birthdays into one transcendent composite.
@Brian Phillips That is, Pelé, but in a giant puffy overcoat.
I wonder if the feeling the apple cart proprietor has is the same feeling Rooney fans had last week? Either way, I’m laughing so hard I can’t sip my tea safely.
Thanks for all you contribute to the world, Brian. May your legacy last longer than the Special One’s next managerial position.
Congratulations and Happy Birthday!
Discovered you through your contributions at Dirty Tackle and now I can’t stop reading this blog. Smart, funny and at times philosophical, great job and happy birthday. May many more Gary Megson related posts appear in the near, nay, far future.
I’d like to thank Brian and RoP for existing and letting me understand the beautiful game in a way only lit geek possibly good. This site compared to any other football blog is like placing Barca against this year’s DC United squad.
best sports blog there is
Congrats on 3 years of absolute brilliance Brian.
I remember starting out around the same time and timidly asking for advice on something or other, like how to tweak a colour scheme on Blogger or some such triviality. How time flies! Glad you’re still ‘in the game’.
To my mind some of the best sports writing around.
@Brian Phillips I think Nic meant Wenger is still managing the same team like Ferguson and Bradley?
Happy birthday and congratulations!
@Lu Oh, right. Well, just those three, then.
You are the best. Smart, allusion-filled and funny sports writing will always be deeply satisfying