Vandal-prone in Honduras

I have grave doubts about whether I should even link to this, because the last thing I want to do is encourage him. But since I still get letters every now and again asking what happened after he fled the Champions League final, here goes. Vandal-prone has been hiding out in Honduras, and he had an adventure with the U.S. Men’s National Team. Elliott of Futfanatico has been kind enough to publish it, a decision he will soon regret as it leads him down an inexorably more terrifying spiral of bail fees, airfare, and unmanageable insurance costs.

Read the whole post here. If you must.