Kevin Keegan and I have talked about this, though, and we've agreed that it's entirely his fault: not yours, and certainly not mine. He won't be able to serenade the winner, now, but if it's all right with you, he would still like to sing you a song. Here he is, then, [...]

The magic of Kevin Keegan, as Tom pointed out in a comment a couple of days ago, is that almost nothing he could do would surprise you. He could buy a pet tiger and you wouldn't even finish the article. He could release a "Head Over Heels 2k8" remix single featuring T-Pain and [...]

Well, that was fun! The first-ever Run of Play contest has run its course, and for a blog competition that wasn't even organized around the publication of a vaguely cynical tie-in book (next time, guys) I think we did pretty well. You wanted to choose the player for tomorrow's portrait, and you fought [...]

After the reckless assault of one-liners that resulted in Tuesday's Portrait of Peter Crouch, I thought it would be fun to get everyone in on the act, and to that end, I'm delighted to unveil the first-ever Run of Play Contest. Curious? Read on.
The Task: Describe Peter Crouch in one line. One [...]