Posts Tagged psychodrama of the email autoreply

Breaking Down the Barclays Premier League Email Autoreply System, Part Three

I’m writing this from an abandoned tower high up in the Alps, by the light of a paraffin candle and the glare of the moon on the snow. It’s been an…interesting few days. You may recall that I’d been challenged to a duel by the Arsenal email autoreply system after I sent it [...]

Breaking Down the Barclays Premier League Email Autoreply System, Part Two

Things keep getting stranger on the email autoreply front. After a fairly straightforward message from Blackburn yesterday (text: “Thank you for contacting Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Please be advised that due to the large number of messages we receive, we will kick your filthy teeth in. If you would like to speak [...]

Breaking Down the Barclays Premier League Email Autoreply System, Part One

Yesterday, because I am a man who takes action whenever the cause is just and the lead-in includes the words “under 30 seconds,” “automatic,” and “online,” I signed the “No to Game 39″ petition from the Football Supporters’ Federation. I felt a moment’s pride as honest union men, their faces streaked with soot, [...]