After three months of letting you figure things out for yourselves, and trusting that the odd sharp-eyed prospector who followed the rumors and the secret maps to this site would manage to discover what was here, I've decided to add an About page. You can find it in the sidebar to your right. [...]

Words are feeble instruments for expressing my gratitude to Who Ate All the Pies for giving this clip another moment in the sun yesterday. It shows Bertie Bee, the plush mascot of Burnley, bringing down a streaker with the precision and violence of a much meaner-looking fanciful children's character. What no one realized [...]