Posts Tagged harry redknapp

Justice Is the Arrow in Harry Redknapp’s Bow

See? See? What have we been saying all this time? You should never mess with Harry Redknapp!
What’s that? Oh, you do want to mess with him? Fine! Why don’t you try charging him with suspicion of conspiracy to defraud and false accounting? Does that sound good to you, “City of London Police”? Well, then, issue [...]

A Statement of Principle

No one is talking about the fact that what made the negotiations between Harry Redknapp and Newcastle United break down last week was Harry Redknapp’s demand to be given his own private jet. No one is interested in the fact that Harry Redknapp would have been the coach of Newcastle United if Newcastle had [...]

Harry Redknapp Fights Crime in the Least Obvious Possible Way

Harry Redknapp has been released on bail—as if a jail could hold Harry—and has spoken out about his run-in with Johnny Law this morning. He’s innocent, of course. But his defense goes beyond mere protestations of righteousness and into a realm of counter-intuitive logic so breathtaking that it would probably take 60 more police officers [...]

Harry Redknapp Won’t Go Down Without a Fight

Harry Redknapp has been arrested “on suspicion of conspiracy to defraud and false accounting,” as part of an ongoing investigation into corruption in football, according to this report from the Evening Standard. Also arrested were Portsmouth chief executive Peter Storrie, Rangers midfielder Amdy Faye, prominent agent Willie McKay, and Leicester City chairman Milan Mandaric. If [...]

Harry Redknapp Is the Lord of the Seas

Harry Redknapp has signed a new contract at Portsmouth. I guess he isn’t too worried about those aircraft carriers, then.