How to react to a missed sitter. By Alan Jacobs.
October 16, 2011
Alan Jacobs on the diversions of history.
October 3, 2011
What if they were playing Dungeons & Dragons instead?
June 1, 2010
The true story of a man who was brushing his teeth at Stamford Bridge.
November 9, 2009
A six-year-old girl at Candyland.
September 21, 2009
Fooballers should think twice about running through Swanage Town in their underpants.
May 20, 2009
Let’s live-blog this masterpiece.
April 27, 2009
The Independent just overturned it.
April 3, 2009
Meet the most hard-core six-and-seven-year-old girls’ team of all time.
April 1, 2009
Trying to make a more splendid life for all of us.
March 10, 2009
Legendary football shirt typos: a gallery.
March 3, 2009
To be the ringbearer at his wedding.
March 2, 2009
The foul-mouthed celebrity chef never really played for Rangers.
March 1, 2009
Indisputably the greatest soccer-themed cat-neutering commercial of all time.
February 27, 2009
Okay, but you’ll have to take a test.
February 26, 2009
Everton’s goal recreated by giant mint-men with weird falsetto voices.
February 13, 2009
It’s not what you’d expect.
February 13, 2009
The day after a club fires its manager is a …
February 10, 2009
Still waiting for the first “are Chelsea out of the …
February 7, 2009
Fernando Torres’s recent slew of low-budget ad spots for Spanish …
February 6, 2009
Commenter DM put forward the theory that the prankster behind …
January 15, 2009
Masal Bugduv, the 16-year-old Moldovan sensation whose name is on …
January 15, 2009
Masal Bugduv is a fake player. He doesn’t exist. The …
January 15, 2009
Last week an English court heard the case of 20-year-old …
January 2, 2009
I like thinking about all the ways Napoli president Aurelio …
December 16, 2008
Top-selling English tabloid and soulless exploiter of human wretchedness News …
December 13, 2008
“Hull City striker Marlon King has been arrested for allegedly …
December 11, 2008
The Willow Foundation is a charity founded by former Arsenal …
December 5, 2008
This is…it’s almost too beautiful for words. Paris Saint-Germain fans …
December 4, 2008
According to the Watford Observer, the coup that led to …
December 1, 2008
Anderlecht goalkeeper Daniel Zítka suited up for Friday night’s match …
November 30, 2008
Matt Barlow of the Mail has written an entertaining piece …
November 28, 2008
Well, this is just fantastic. You, too, can apply to …
November 25, 2008
I linked to this in the Meanwhile section yesterday, but …
November 18, 2008
There are a lot of reasons to read Daniel Taylor’s …
November 17, 2008
I’m not all that interested in the ongoing controversy about …
November 13, 2008
The city of Modena is home to Modena F.C., the …
November 4, 2008
Team nicknames in soccer are too simple. Even a child …
August 9, 2008
The Southgate Parallel is an attempt to quantify the subjective …
May 16, 2008
As anyone can tell you, managing a Premiership football club …
April 9, 2008
April Fools’ Day is one of my favorite holidays, probably …
April 1, 2008
From Micah Richards’ BBC column on Steve McClaren today: He …
November 23, 2007
This is a story the press seems to come back …
November 12, 2007