Those of you who’ve been wise to this site since the early days, or who just really like reading mastheads, will be aware that for lo these many years I’ve been running RoP in conjunction with two colleagues, Dr. Chesapeake Marchpane and Vandal-prone. And sure, they may not have been around too consistently, or seemed to have anything to do with the daily operations of the enterprise, but one thing’s for sure: They definitely do exist.
Well, today, everything changes. Vandal-prone and Dr. Marchpane will still be involved with the site, but as of this morning, they’ll be stepping down from the masthead. In their place, I’m delighted to announce, will be five new and at least equally nonfictional contributing writers. Some of them you know, some of them you may not know, but they are all among the baddest and best soccer writers on the internet.
Please welcome, therefore, our new strike-force superstars: Supriya Nair, Zach Dundas, Alan Jacobs, Fredorrarci, and Richard Whittall. Let’s meet their spectacular dossiers.
With this World Cup inspiring actual interest in this country, it bears remembering that not too long ago, being an American soccer fan was akin to belonging to a particularly obscure and pitiable sexual minority. You had to visit strange bars at odd hours and mix with unusual people whom you recognized by coded sartorial choices, such as a Bayern Munich scarf worn in July. You had to seek out “speciality publications.” In my case, I spent many pre-Internet hours secreted in my university’s library, reading three-week old copies of The Observer, which somehow retained a peculiar damp, British industrial scent of their own, making the practice feel even more like hanging out in the back room of sketchy porn shop.
If it isn’t already clear from the number of times I almost repeated the word “rapturous” in the preceding descriptions, I am thrilled and proud to have these folks on board. They will be writing on whatever they want, whenever they feel like it. Please make them feel welcome so that they will feel like writing a lot.
Coincidentally, they’re in the same Nepalese prison at the moment, though for drastically different reasons.
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by Brian Phillips · February 18, 2011
Fantastic news!
This blog machine just keeps getting fancier!
I look forward to waking Monday morning to find an article telling me that Arsenal losing to Leyton Orient 4 days after beating Barcelona somehow explains something I didn’t know about Algebra, industrial agriculture, Immanuel Kant, or possibly all three.
Whoop!
Sandro Rosell gazes upon your assemblage of talent with envy.
Great! Congrats to all.
Looking foward to reading more pieces from all of them!
Supriya writing for Run of Play, stars in my eyes. This is molto exciting! And I am sure the others are lovely as well, heehee.
RoP Galácticos!
^ in a good way, of course
If I had sacred trees, I’d make a totem in honor of your new strike-force. Unfortunately I’m hundreds of miles from Auburn University.
I would however like to donate a mountain goat to Marchpane’s defense fund. I’ve always loved him.
A great Friday!
A brilliant line-up, erm, lined-up. I’ll look forward to seeing the RoP line of my Reader account go bold with even more excitement than I’d previously considered possible or, indeed, reasonable.
I’m looking forward to it.
Hooray!
Fredorrarci wrote a post on his site that made me not hate C. Ronaldo. A staggering accomplishment. Also, 8-bloody-1. (You owe it to yourself to go to his site and look it up if you don’t know what I’m talking about).
Don’t mean to slight any of the others. Whittall is prolific, entertaining and has one of the finer “F**k you” streaks I’ve seen put into writing.
Anyway, echoing the rest, this is terrific news.
@Jim Are you sure it wasn’t this one that he wrote here? One of my favorites from ever.
Adding Zach Dundas – wonderful news!! His current day job had curtailed his footie-related musings in recent months.
@Brian Phillips The one you linked to I missed and now see I need to read during lunch. The one that defines, really, what he can do as a writer for me is this one. (Apologies if this comment box doesn’t take my rudimentary HTML-ing.)
I read that on my phone in one sitting. During a commute waiting for the bus, riding the bus and then changing clothes after work. It served as a tipping point of sorts in how I read, think about and process this obsession of mine.
@Jim I remember that one. Amazing piece.
@Brian Phillips Here’s an excerpt from that piece that helped reinvent Ronaldo in my eyes. The whole essay is just nine thousand kinds of amazing, but nothing that makes for a convenient pull-quote I can copy and paste right now.
“Our interpretation of the game is so dependent on players revealing something of their inner selves to us in the course of their play that when no such revelation is forthcoming, it leaves us bereft; we compensate by projecting images of clockwork regularity onto them because that is all we see of them, not because that is all they are.”
@Jim Yup. There’s a reason I’m excited about this.
Delightful! Scintillating! Other extravagant words!
Usually to get a line-up like that you need to hexedit a Football Manager save game.
Not to be a spoilsport, but I really miss Dr. Chesapeake Marchpane, and his borderline-insane musings on football and the occult. Can’t we do a “free Mumia”-style campaign to get him out of that nepalese prison? I’m sure he hasn’t commited any of the crimes his unknown enemies had him imprisoned for…
@Doctor’s Your Uncle Don’t worry, Dr. Marchpane is not leaving the site. Actually, we’re the only outlet willing to publish his researches, so he kind of has no choice. It’s just hard for him to send material, as being relentlessly hunted by his unknown enemies leaves him few safe opportunities to access to the complex series of safe-deposit boxes he uses to transmit his posts to me.
I’ve said too much.
Likewise, I’m a huge Vandal-Prone fan. He caught the highlights of the two Champions league finals despite being a bit selective about his appearances. So he missed the John Terry penalty in his live blog, I mean that couldn’t have been that important?
@M.G. I’m sure he’ll be back when he gets out of prison. I am not sending a lawyer this time.
In an attempt to outdo their neighbours at Aris, PAOK have featured translations of Vandal-prone’s accounts in the “History” section of their Champions League programmes.
@Brian Phillips I’ll be in Nepal this summer- is there anything I can do to help?
This crew is better than Cruyff’s dream team at Barcelona. There. I said it.
@Elliott No need for that, madridista.
Excellent news! As a longtime RoP reader and unabashed Supriya Nair fangirl, I could not be more pleased.
I had no clue that the RoP Alan Jacobs was that Alan Jacobs. Staggering.
stay away from this one, she plays loose with the truth and the facts,she works for the va cause she cant handle private practise if you have seen her check your records