From the Daily Telegraph: POLICE WARN FOOTBALLER NOT TO RUN THROUGH SEASIDE TOWN IN UNDERPANTS.
And you aren’t three paragraphs in before you learn that this warning “has been condemned as political correctness gone mad.”
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by Brian Phillips · May 20, 2009
God damn that PC patrol – what’ll they be telling us next, not to smash glass mugs against the face of DJs we marginally dislike? What is this world coming to…
Another gem:
“nudist beach at Studland”
I lost a lot of respect for Gerrard after that incident, I mean Genesis? If he’d glassed Phil Collins, his MBE would be due an upgrade.
We never seem to get streakers at the local middling league club here, just Chris Eagle’s hopes and dreams being dragged across the tarmac and away from Manchester.