He’s 12 or 13 here, and portraying the role of “Fizzy,” the janitor at Fat Sam’s speakeasy in the musical Bugsy Malone. It’s a gangster piece—right up Rio’s alley, you might think—but all Fizzy wants is to win an audition to show Fat Sam his dancing skills.
I quote from the official libretto:
I won’t take no for an answer
I was born to be a dancer now, Yeah!
Here’s an insanely creepy clip from the 1976 movie of the show, for anyone who wants to compare Rio’s performance to that of a small child forced to dance before a looming camera while lip-synching to the voice of a dangerously unstable adult.
All things considered, I prefer Rio. I’m just not sure how 50 Cent is going to feel about this.
[via The Beautiful Game]
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by Brian Phillips · January 6, 2009
Also, the thirty-seven year-old man they hired to lipsync for that orphan seems to have a slight lisp. Could they not have hired Rio instead?
“What kind of fool do they think I am?”
Miss another drugs test and will get back to you…
I genuinely think this might be the worst song I’ve ever heard. I mean:
I’m pretty sure Rio could come up with better lyrics than this. On not even all that much notice.