Really? This is how you want to sell your league? As a nightmarish, post-Blue Velvet road trip in which the players are overgrown nine-year-olds who aren't allowed to pee?
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I met that LA Galaxy player in a Tim Horton's outside the King Edward hotel in Toronto. I didn't recognize him at the time but I noticed his LA training shirt and asked if he was in town for the game, and he said yes. I told him the crowds were big and partisan. Later on I noticed him running around on the plastic turf and the journo part of me hit myself on the forehead.
Why on Earth is "Deb" zipping up up her fly and sounding so shocked that the players are back? It really seems like something way creepier than your garden-variety grown-up's road-trip urination hypocrisy. What kind of Rest Stop is this?
Is Deb supposed to be 85% Sarah Palin?
How can you have an MLS promo without Becks?
You can't have an MLS promo without Becks!