I could deal with a set of 106-year-old postcards showing early Edwardian couples playing ping-pong. I could deal with a German emigrant in Glasgow using these postcards to write home. I could deal with him writing home on these postcards about the Ibrox stadium collapse.

But somehow, the fact that the Shakespeare quotes attached to the report of this real tragedy are used only to give point to the little ping-pong comic strip just makes my mind come unscrewed.

Oh, and for what it’s worth, I think Dr. Marchpane was at the Ibrox stadium collapse.

The combination of the illustrations, the printed text and what the guy chose to write on them is beyond the bounds of human comprehension.

They could keep Brown’s entire English department occupied for years.