He looks like a female track star. Picture him with a set of crazy Flo-Jo fingernails…something just falls into place. In my mind, he's winning the 200m hurdles, tearfully beaming and waving a red bouquet to the crowd. Sadly, I suspect that most of his facial expressions and tiny beards are designed to ward off precisely this impression.
The Run of Play
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Let's hope someone's telling him that there's still another 200m to go…
This is great, though. I see him as less of a Flo-Jo and more of a Sandra-Farmer Patrick. Somehow the idea of him competing in a skirt doesn't seem so strange.
He reminds me of Elton Brand of the NBA's Sixers.