Comments on: The Tuesday Portrait: Andy Gray

By: Football Madman

Football Madman — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:14:37 +0000

Nice work! Never really thought about Andy Gray’s commentary in quite the same light, but you have the ability to illuminate. I shall be adding you to my favourites…

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:14:12 +0000

This is such an insightful take on what Andy Gray is all about. As for my own exegesis, like you, I’m going with option 2. I give bonus points for any Scottish accent I can understand.

As we all know, God spelled backwards is Dog. Let’s also note that Gray spelled backwards is Yarg. I’m not sure what to read into this, though. Maybe some of the clever people this site seems to attract can help. (I assume others of you also had mothers or grandmothers who’d say “Yargs” at moments of playtime misfortune.)

By: TrentToffee

TrentToffee — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:39:38 +0000

Absolutely fabulous. You could be the man himself. If you can just perfect the accent then you can expect a call from “dead ringers”. John Culshaw watchout.

By: Weston

Weston — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:48:31 +0000

ya just dont save those. . .

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Every Scar Tells a Story - The Run of Play — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:03:32 +0000

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By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:14:52 +0000

Richard — I’m pretty sure it was your comment that got me thinking about the nature of Andy Gray’s certainty in the first place. So in a way, if you retract it, you destroy the universe. Just something to keep in mind.

Laurie — I know what you mean, but as a blogger I probably spend more time feeling that I’m struggling against the system from below. Not sure who that makes me…

Hana — I remember that exact exchange. It was like he was actively angry about the penalty rule, but resigned to his inability to change it in a way that made him seem vaguely admirable for not giving in to his anger, which was doubly bizarre because there was no clear reason for him to be angry in the first place. I enjoyed that whole conversation.

By: Hana

Hana — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:36:40 +0000

I absolutely adore your other profiles (that of a magical Andrea Pirlo in particular), but this was so incredibly spot on, I don’t even know what to say. Your way with words and ideas is exquisite. Reminds me of the following gem between Andy Gray and Adiran Healy during Netherlands v Russia (take a wild guess who is who):

“I just…I don’t understand why they count matches that go to penalties as draws. The team that wins the penalties should be the winner. They won. It’s final.”

“But Andy…that’s how it is”

“Honestly…I just don’t understand. I’d change it if I were them.”

Andy Gray amuses me more than anything else, I think.

By: Rami

Rami — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:05:36 +0000

Wow Brian. I don’t really know what to say except for “well done lad!”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:53:26 +0000

P.S. Don’t you sometimes feel the same way as a blogger? I do.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:48:26 +0000

Magical post, Brian. You have hit the bulls-eye.