The Run of Play Needs Your Help

Semaphores through the ages.

One of our projects for the off-season—partly as a response to Andy Bull's terrific critique of contemporary sports media, partly as something we've been thinking about on our own—is to put together a Dictionary of Generic Narrative in Sports Journalism, which will catalog the master narratives that are repeated over and over again in modern sportswriting. You've surely experienced the slightly dizzying feeling of familiarity upon beginning a profile or a match report, as though, having only just started it, you already remember how it ends. We want to make a list of the templates, from "Player X Backs Player Y" to "Redemption Through Adversity," that make that feeling thrive.

We know, however, that you're a savvy reader in your own right, and we'd like to enlist your help. If you come across an article that seems generic in any way, send it along, or send a brief description, or send a made-up name for a genre you've encountered, and we'll try to fit it in the lexicon. You'll be credited, and the finished list will have a permanent home in the sidebar, where your name will live forever at the head of a latter-day Dictionary of Received Ideas. Progress reports will be given. Stand up for your mind.

Thoughts and contributions to tips@runofplay.com.

5 comments
  • Be sure to refer to Sir Alex Ferguson as, "The fiery Scot."

  • Oh, I love this idea. Heck, I should paw through my own archives first. ;)

  • I nominate the DSF Phrasenschwein.

    I don't think one can embed pictures in comments on here, but interested parties can check the dapper little fellow out here: http://dsfshop.sport1.de/index.....cts_id=232

    DSF is the German answer to ESPN, and "Doppelpass" is their pundit show, which has a vibe (and time slot) somewhat similar to that of the Sports Reporters (except that it is in German, only about football, takes place in the lobby of an airport hotel in Munich, and they drink beer on camera). In any event, whenever one of the participants utters a standard fussball platitude, he is called on same by the host or another participant, and is required to put one Euro into the piggy bank.

    My second nomination is Brian's own comment of a few hours ago on Roswitha's blog, which succinctly combines two (and arguably three, given the reference to stabbing) classic memes of this genre: WORLD'S MOST RACIST FANS STABBED BY LOVABLE SCOTSMEN.

    This is going to be fun.

  • Fantastic.

    The Phrasenschwein is definitely going to be the mascot of this little undertaking.

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