Maybe it happened in a charity game. Maybe Michael Schumacher is a racecar driver. Maybe Michael Schumacher played in the same charity game, and got three assists. Fine. Just watch this, and tell me it doesn't count.
This is Ronaldo, playing the double-roulette one-two over-the-body back-heel with Raul, and this is your historical goal of the week.



What a goal! Absolutely brilliant.
There was enough defensive pressure to make it count; the only left to be done was to one of them out. Besides, Raul's reaction confirms that it was a special goal.
only *thing*
to *take*
p.s. yikes.
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