The Real News for November 2

You can say what you like about Damien Comolli—and Martin Jol now has—but the man takes his time when picking out quality eyewear. (Football365)

AARON MOKOENA LEG UPDATE: It was just a "bang", apparently. (Soccernet)

Officials at Aberdeen put on very serious faces for as long as Hearts were in the room, waited till they were alone to begin laughing and high-fiving each other. (BBC)